my new kitchen is fully prepped and ready for food pile production. note my dad's heart monitor read-out in the foreground.
exhibit A: food pile #1. totally carb loading for summer.
bumming out babies is my business, and business is good. one of my best friends of all time just had a daughter. or his lady had their daughter. welcome to earth, lily! i've had burritos bigger than this kid! i can't believe they let me hold her. that is one cute burrito baby.