Thursday, December 31, 2009

eve of the cusp

new years resolutions:


get stuff done


no number 2's (metaphorically)


this guy


be there for your buds

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

big feeled


whilst cruising about on my recent trip to san francisco i had the good luck to intentionally stumble upon a big old painting by one of my favorite artists and tight buds, kyle field.


pretty rad to see him get big on this thing and with acrylics, too!
i'm used to seeing kyle work small and mini, and i must admit i about crapped myself when i saw the 8 foot cheeseburger guy looking down on me.


pretty sure i saw this dude lurking out behind the fernwood a few years ago trying to sell me an "essence portrait". one thing i love about kyle's work is it's consistent color palette. these colors are important ans seem to be of the elements!


good luck buddy


long john fiddlepoke? please let this band play my wedding.


epic poem stars

Monday, December 28, 2009

2010 checklist


i know i wrote this down maybe two tears ago but i don't know how much i've really kept true to it. every new year is a chance to get better!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

two thousand and tens


well well well, look who thought ahead this year?
the 2010 calendar is complete!
it is available through my etsy store here: hello
or at mollusk surf shop san francisco and possible other venues in the coming weeks.
this year don't forget to let in the light.
18 x 24 silkscreen. comes in a tube. $25.
edition of 50. rare like a steak!
thank you!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

holidaye


i might actually make it to this one.
possible debut of the 2010 calendar?
one week in california here i come.
now i got two homes!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

citizen ship


match


stix


mike


triplets

BBC!

INTRODUCING:


WITH OFFICIAL CLUB TEE SHIRTS AVAILABLE IN ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBO:

YELLOW!


BLUE!


SORT OF A PINK OR BRIGHT RED!


WHITE!
AVAILABLE IN THE SIZES MEDIUM AND LARGE!

ALSO SPECIAL BONUS PRIZE PACK INCLUDING:

A TEAL-DYED TOTE BAG!
NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!
LIMITED EDITION OF ABOUT 10!
JOIN THE BAD BEUYS CLUB FOR ONLY $15 AND GET THE PRIZE PACK (TEE SHIRT AND TOTE BAG + SPECIAL PRIZE) BY EMAILING ME AT CROOKEDARM (THE AT SYMBOL) GMAIL.COM IN ALL CAPS!
PLEASE SPECIFY SHIRT SIZE AND COLOR PREFERENCE!

AND LOOK AT THIS!


AND THIS!


this project is in no way endorsed or sanctioned by the Beuys estate or anyone other than myself. please keep in mind that all the above are hand-screened by myself in my backyard and contain imperfections which make them even better, cooler, and unique. the tote bags are big enough to carry about 5 records, but no more than 10.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

pie top


in my attempt to emulate, imitate, and become one with my inspiring craftsman bros, such as adrian, chris and assorted dudes who have no web presence, i attempted to fix my grandma's rickety yet amazing butcher block table with pieces of her own fence. now she can roll her dough again and make weird english pastries.
mince pies here we come!


yeah, i used the wrong screws and it might give way at any minute, but look how cool the tabletop is. gotta be at least 40 years old.
notice the cig burn.

ps dumb announcement and goods offering coming tonight or in the morning!